Thomas Glover's Account of Virginia (1676)

Another fishing story:

As I was coming down the [Elizabeth] river in a sloop bound for the bay, it happened to prove calm, at which time we were three leagues short of the river’s mouth; the tide of the ebb being then done, the sloop-man dropped his grapline, an dhe and his boy took a little boat belonging to the sloop, in which they went ashore for water, leaving me aboard alone, in which time I took a small book out of my pocket and sat down at the stern of the vessel to read; but I had not read long before I heard a great rushing and flashing of the water, which caused me to suddenly look up, and about half a stone’s cast from me appeared a prodigious creature, much resembling a man, only somewhat larger, standing right up in the water with his head, neck, shoulders, breast, and waist, to the cubits of his arms, above water; his skin was tawny, much like that of an Indian; the figure of his head was pyramidal, and slick, without hair; his eyes large and black, and so were his eyebrows; his mouth very wide, with a broad streak on the upper lip, which turned upward at each end like mustachioes; his countenance was grim and terrible; his neck, shoulders, arms, breast, and waist were like unto the neck, arms, shoulders, breast, and waist of a man; his hands if he had any, were under water; he seemed to stand with his eyes fixed on me for some time, and afterward dived down and a little after riseth at somewhat a farther distance, and turned his head towards me again, and then immediately falleth a little under water, and swimmeth away so near the top of the water, that I could discern him throw out his arms, and gather them in as a man doth when he swimmeth. At last he shoots with his head downwards, by which means he cast his tail above the water, which exactly resembled the tail of a fish with a broad fane at the end of it.

Such Simple Pleasures

A copy of Jean Ray’s Malpertuis arrived today, and I also had the flounder siciliana at the finest Italian restaurant in Bethel, NC (La Cassetta, I recommend it)—flounder being one of the many toothsome fishes I did not catch on my recent outing. There are apparently some Pacific islands and perhaps also places on the Indonesian archipelago where you can catch marlin from the shore. Or could. There won’t be any fish left to harvest from the ocean in fifty years according to the day’s news.

Subterranean Lost Blues

I think that the length of time we saw a CGI bombinent black fly mass whip a man athwart trees and then the ground (“kerosene”) tonight was unusual in several respects. We had witnessed the burial of the dead—I half-expected to see brands arc-light Trixie’s floating pyre—with the white robes. Perhaps it’s a ritual meant to invoke buzzing manitou. There’s also the precognitive Scotsman and the Odin in the monitor. With the “[Skr., = decree, custom.]” aesthetic—the bricolage and pastiche of high, low, and especially middle—I can anticipate what Buffy-veteran staff writers are going to paste together next.

The Scar

This, the only Mieville I’ve yet to read (well, not King Rat either) arrived yesterday, and I’m taking some time here and there to read it. I’m more than a bit of a sucker for the Fiend Folio bestiary combined with vanguardist class critique.

And the opening reminded me of my recent fishing trip, where I succeeded in bringing out of the water only a floating green anole lizard (Anolis carolinensis), who gratefully wrapped himself around my lure, a mullet-looking thing I rather quixotically hoped might interest a passing trout or red drum (Sciaenops ocellatus). The pinfish and crabs poked out its eyes. To be completely fair, I did almost bring up a minute sheepshead (Archosargus probatocephalus). What really gets me about this failure, however, is that both of the last times I’ve gone fishing (both in a small Core Sound creek), a couple, using essentially the same bait and rig, has caught several large speckled trout (Cynoscion nebulosus), black drum (Pogonias cromis), bluefish (Pomatomus saltatrix), and even a handsome oyster toad (Opsanus tau), in the same spot at the same time. Besides the aforementioned lizard, I’ve only managed assorted croakers (Micropogonias undulatus), pinfish (Lagodon rhomboides), blue crabs (Callinectes sapidus), hog fish (Orthopristis chrysoptera), and the lone meager spot (Leiostomus xanthurus). Furthemore, I recently bought an ultralight spinning rod and had it spooled with 6lb monofilament, which I’m finding doesn’t hold up too well near oyster beds.

An Appreciating Literature Syllabus

Here’s one:

Bacchae. Inferno. King Lear. Faust. Illuminations and A Season in Hell. The Castle.

I’m calling it “Literature and Ordinary Life.”

House of Leaves, Some Thoughts

I finished this recently, and I’ve also done a tour through the academic literature and some of the reviews. I have not, however, read through much of the forums (that link will likely annoy you, but I lack the will at the moment to give you a proper one); and what little I have read has left me uneasy.

Danielewski’s interview in Critique showed flashes of what seemed to me to be unpleasant arrogance, particularly in regards to the ostentatious anticipation of all critical comment (up to that point, at least). The fake citations seemed particularly clumsy in places, though the framing device may partially explain this.

More Fun with the OED

The last entry for “tesseract” is from Sidney Sheldon: “For Catherine time had lost its circadian rhythm; she had fallen into a tesseract of time, and day and night blended into one.”

From The Other Side of Midnight, a work which, if Wikipedia is to be trusted, may owe something to The Magus.

CSI Miami's Real Economy

I watched my first episode of this unbelievably dreadful program last night, and, as luck would have it, it was set in the orange groves of academe. An anthropology professor, fixated on pain as the horizon of human consciousness or expectation, is found strung to a tree (by a small woman using a convenient pulley system that just happened to be there, apparently, after dragging this exsanguinated and much larger man several acres from his office–but let’s not get ahead of ourselves). He’s been expertly tortured, this Svengalite anthropology professor who brings Colombian torturers to his classes and makes his students kiss his shoes (I would think that the phrase here is “lick his boots,” but it was thus); and David Caruso, with help from technicians including the token Southern tv actress, deconstruct the systematic appearance from the chaotic reality using science derived from the Thomas Dolby video. DNA, computer models, the blonde Southerner expertly eye-balling a five-inch ice-pick–it’s really all there. The faith placed on forensic gadgetry–its sheen is so blinding that the alleged crimes compensate with grandeur, with a complete disregard of anything other than fantastic truth, dream logic. Again, this was the first episode of CSI: Anywhere I’ve watched, and I can’t say how typical it was. The clumsy and inaccurate reference to the Stanford prison experiments might have suggested a hopeful gravitas. I don’t know. The tv itself was small and far-away, and I was also diverted by Primary Colors (and disturbed that I was having trouble remembering the clefs, disturbed also by the wretched prose, but still).

And Another

Mustard gas, according to Haldane, was the most humane weapon ever invented, with about a 2.85% permanent casuality rate (“Eugenics and Social Reform,” ca. 1926).

Things One Can Learn from Haldane

In his essay “The Future of Biology,” (ca. 1926), I learn that it was then common to graft apes’ testicles into old or prematurely senile men, an attempt to get a hitherto unisolated hormone into the blood stream. The graft generally died after a few years.

Perhaps that was well known. I don’t know.