On The Impossibility of Teaching Anecdote of The Jar

My course blog for an American Lit survey at ECU last year gets about ten-to-twenty hits each day for “anecdote of the jar analysis” or similar. I told the students in that class that this would be likely to happen and that they were writing for future generations (and even developed a poster presentation based on this alarming pedagogical thesis).

Other than habit and general inertia, one of the reasons this happens is that it’s a deeply mysterious poem, one that probably deserves no place in freshman and sophomore anthologies. (I can and have done much better with “Sunday Morning,” “Emperor of Ice Cream,” and even–(men lie about it)–“The Comedian As The Letter C.”) Here’s a partial list of topics I’ve tried:

The Wire's Realism

Much has been made of it, not least in the long New Yorker profile I linked to a few days ago. But did anyone find young Nick Sabotka listening to Iggy and having a π tattoo on his neck a bit hipsterish for type? Perhaps conurbation is to blame.

Zhmurki (2005)

I watched this sparkler last night, perhaps on some half-remembered reference from a David Remnick column, I don’t know. Gussie Fink-Nottle, and Karloff, two aspiring goons, misadventure, and eventually stake some heroin legit to Moscow Centre for currency speculation.

Two Cheery, Cerebral Characters from Zhmurki (2005), Aleksei
Balabanov
dir.

I believe a nationalist line might be inferred from the kino, with the casual brutality and racism the object lesson of the classroom in the beginning, etc.

Nad propastyu vo rzhi

I was involved in a deck collapse at Wrightsville Beach, NC some years ago. Clustered cups, herded tightly on the deck by some barrier force. I pushed my way almost to the living beachside room, almost crossed the threshold, when a sudden crack–a sound more blinding than overhead lightning–cast arms, legs, and cups down to the parking garage. I somehow righted myself out of the blight with only small, distrusting welts, to later cross an alley across the road and to face a gun pointed at me by a propertied man on his own intact deck, who had had enough. I heard later that limbs were broken in this incident, even a complication resulting in a fatality. One thing that’s always troubled me about my memory is that I reported to friends very soon after that the citizen and taxpayer did so brandish, but that even then I didn’t know if he did or if I had only seen, momentarily, into the heart of things. You don’t have to recall Double Indemnity or Memento to imagine the fact-finding missions that might have extended even to that observer, or even to imagine that a smooth fulgurite leaned in a corner of his own beachside room, supporting many structures.

Merseyside

I spent the last week in Liverpool, working in the Olaf Stapledon archive. I found, as you do, many serendipitously interesting things (letters from the young Frank Kermode to Stapledon, for instance) and have nearly gone blind trying to read his micrographic journals and notebooks, made even more amusing by Greek-letter substitution at odd intervals and syllable-reduction. But, a worthwhile experience, all in all. I encountered Marseilles soccer enthusiasts chanting in the streets and ate several varieties of the heavily spiced local cuisine. (I was met with a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun when I asked for tzatziki at a kebab joint, which I had judged to be of Greco-Turkish extraction, for example.)

The Gator Nation

I’ve noticed that both The Sopranos and The Wire have throwaway references to Gainesville (vending machine falls on someone in the former, Bunk’s wife visits family there in latter). Given that every other college graduate, roughly speaking, is from Ohio State, Florida, or Arizona State, I’d guess that some company gaffer or another’s having a bone thrown; but I don’t know.

Also, one of the Buffy seasons, maybe six, has an extra with a guy wearing a UNCW shirt, which pleased me.

A Question

From the OED entry on “ignis fatuus”: “It seems to have been formerly a common phenomenon; but is now exceedingly rare.

Why?

Because it was what it was thought to be, and has sensibly sublimated to a different medium? Did McLuhan write anything about this? I’m pretty sure he must have.

I’m also coming round to the idea that Gregor’s sister Grete was čarodějnice. Cui bono, etc.

Nancy Olsen

Nancy Olsen from Sunset Blvd., a film by Billy
Wilder

Clancy and I watched Sunset Blvd. a few nights ago, and I wondered then why Miss Olsen didn’t have the career for which she was obviously suited. I own several volumes of Hollywood Babylon, and she checks out clean. (That’s from memory. I could be wrong.)

She could have played Galadriel in the film version of The Lord of the Rings Wilder was rumored to have wanted to direct in 1959 with exquisite refinement and catoptromantic pluck.

Concluding Remark

From the previous, re Adorno’s potential attitude toward The Pick-Up Artist, I think that he would have continued the line of inquiry began in the essay on Odysseus and started here: “Non formosus erat, sed erat facundus Ulixes/et tamen aequoreas torsit amore Deas.

Kierkegaard quotes that bit from Ovid in Diary of a Seducer.