An Effort
(After “Le Directeur”)
Damn unlucky Thames
Drains the Spectator.
Even the bow-tied
editor
Of the Spectator
Leaks phlegm.
The reactionary
actuaries
Of the hibernator Spectator
Strut hand-in-hand,
A footpad’s band.
Under land
Darling Lil—
No lace
frill—
Hears the snot-nose
Of the hibernator Spectator’s
Head investigator
And puts on clothes.
I’ve yet to read a convincing explanation of the speaker in this poem, given Eliot’s political sensibilies, though I’m, as always, open to suggestions.